So, there I am.............. just about to hop in the shower, radio blaring & happy as a spring lamb (OK before it realizes it's about to have its cute little head chopped off!)
The next song starts & fucks me off to no end!!
You & ur hand by Pink, great song to sing along to in the shower......if there are NO words missing.
Let me give you a taste....
****fight, apparently it is NOT OK to say Cock even if it is a male chicken that is being referred to??
****head...........DICK, a shortened version of the name Richard!! OK so it is slang for Willy too, but is Willy not just a shortened version of William?
I don't give a ****, OK so this is the F word, but, why not just dub it with the word crap??
Or not play the song at all for piss sakes, you have ruined it already!!
she thinks that you suck.......SERIOUSLY people, this is a song about jerking off, having a wank, & you can't say the word suck!!
Many many moons ago, my BFF used to play W.A.S.P Animal (Fuck like a beast) on her stereo... loudly.
She would always be on hand to turn down the volume when the F word came up.
As a result, her Mom would sing, 'Cos I ...like a beast' often while cooking supper.
This was of course a great source of amusement to two 14 year olds.......
NOT SO missing 1/2 the crapping song while it is playing on the radio.
Let's face it, people go out & buy these songs on CD & they are NOT censored in your car, living room or after you transfer them to your ipod.
I know that you are always going to get Tipper Gore equivalents out there, get a grip people.
It's a song, half the time people sing along & don't even realize that there are words in it that could be construed as risque.
If you can't handle songs of the 21st Century find a channel that plays Val Doonican & Barry Manilow & SUCK it up.
Let's have the whole fucking, dicking, sucking song....................
Note: I was listening to the radio when I wrote this & the presenter said Wanker at least twice.....I don't get it!!!
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