Thursday, March 19, 2009

Rimming

Yes....it says RIMMING!!

& YES, I giggle every time I say the word, read it or type it!!!

HOWEVER....... it's not what you think people!!

In England the national pass time is smoking (cigarettes, although I'm sure there are large quantities of Mr Brownstone inhaled too!)

In Scotland & Ireland the national pass time is drinking...BOOZING if you please.

In Canada the national pass time (at least for 1 month of the year) is rimming.
I'll say it again............. Rimming.

Only in the Great White North could the national pass time have a name otherwise reserved for a sex act!!

I am pleased that this is so. It causes me great amusement, especially as I know a lot of people who have absolutely NO idea what rimming really is!!

Let me explain! Otherwise known as Anolingus, rimming requires the insertion of ones tongue into your partners anus.

NOW you can see why I am in a constant state of hysteria!!

Rimming in Canada is not even remotely similar! (at least not in this case)

Every year Tim Hortons (Canada's premier coffee & donut house) runs a promotion where we, the general public, are required to roll up the rim of the cup you buy your coffee in & see if you have won a prize.

Canada goes into rimming frenzy mode....
Guilty as charged. At least once daily I roll up the rim. I have my daily rimming ritual.

Crazy but true!!

Equally hilarious......

Now all I have to do is find out which country it is that has muff diving as its national pass time!!

1 comment:

  1. For the love of God Karen I was holding my breath wondering where the hell this was going......? Then I exhaled and laughed out loud.
    Hey.. we won a Tim Horton's BBQ 'rimming' a couple of years ago. It's still boxed. We kept it all nice for when we returned. Will be cracking it out the box this summer. If it ever stops raining in this part of the world that is.... xx

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