Cops n Donuts

Why is it?....... whenever you need a traffic cop there is never one to be found??



Never is this more apparent than when there is 0 visibility, the roads are like Shreks bog & 'Pick up Dick' is driving 40 clicks faster than the speed limit allows in 'normal' conditions........



Twice yesterday I was almost wiped out by the same fucktard in his BIG TRUCK, while trying to make it home safely from the school with my 9 year old in the van!!



Moron mans first attempt to total my van came just after I had watched him flirting with a ditch full of snow, rear end in , out, in.........no he made it...... Bugger.



After managing to save his retarded ass, he then flew past me at great speed down a hill with no more than a foot of visibility (the snow was coming down hard, thick & fast), breaking suddenly as he got past (when he realized his ass was grass...well snow, if he didn't) to avoid hitting oncoming traffic & driving through (& I mean literally) the McDonald's at the foot of the hill!!



Or maybe he slowed to re-light his spliff or adjust his balls.............That will forever remain a mystery!



At the foot of the hill & now ahead of me, he set off with a wheel spin (almost hitting the snow bank in the process) & disappeared into The Great White Beyond..........or so I thought.



When I got to the lights there he was, break lights blazing red, desperately trying to stop while his penis extension hopped, jumped & slid every which way except the correct one!!



I'm sorry did I suggest this guy had a complex about the size of his donger??

Oh well, shit happens.



As the lights turned to green off he slid again, in an obvious attempt to get wherever he was going on time ........or earlier (Late for a court appearance perhaps??)



By the time I got to the next set of lights he was gone, off to scare the crap out of another poor sod, trying as they might just to see where the crap they were going & stay on the road, in weather that really was not fit to drive in.

As I drove slowly down the road ready to hit the home stretch, I just happened to glance to the right & there in the Tim Horton's parking lot was (YUP, it's not rocket science is it) a cop car.



Obviously it was far too dangerous for this guy to be on the road looking out for the safety of the public........

It would hardly surprise me if they had seen Tiddy Tadger hurtling by in his Love Machine & made a comment about what a danger he was in these conditions, but man we are at the front of the line now, so let's get our coffee anyway!!!!



I made it home in one piece. Granted I had white knuckles & was perspiring a tad, but I made it, the next person may not be so damned lucky......................



'Food' (or donuts) for thought perhaps, members of the local force??