Not sure how I got here, but I'm here to stay

So, I made it at last.............

It took a while (& a few long distance kicks in the rear, you know who you are!!) but here I am.

Where to start??

Obviously this kind of blog will attract a very distinct type of voyeur.....so I don't need to be too careful with what I write, but how much crap can a person (even one with a potty mind & possible mental health issues) ingest??........

It would seem we are about to find out!!

I think I would like to commence with a short ramble concerning the disruption of the UK in it's entirity, by a few poxy inches of snow!!!

You heard me. 2 inches!!

I am fortunate enough to live in Canada, where it snows......A LOT.

A native of England, I have in recent years adapted to the white stuff & even recently trained Tattoo Man (that's the chosen name for my dear Husband) to use a snow shovel, while I supervise (No easy feat I can tell you! The supervision I mean, training was easy............ a few promises of food & beer & off he went, didn't even need to broach the subject of nookie!)

So understandably, I am perplexed by the hooha going on in Blighty (A native/Military term for the UK) in recent days!!

2 or 3 inches of snow & the country in it's entirety grinds to a halt.......why?

No-one knows, & by the time they figure it out it will have melted & they won't get any more for 5 or 6 years. Relax people, it's just well chilled rain....

Let's put this in perspective....... If you left beer in the fridge for 2 days it would be colder than usual (or would it??), never the less the whole country wouldn't grind to a halt, now would it.....you wouldn't run around like a headless Chicken screaming "my freakin beer is too cold".

Or, your best friend announces his penis is 2 inches long (erect I might add), would trains stop running? all the schools close? would (god forbid) you not make it to the pub?.....I think not..

NOTE:2 inches was used as a comparison to the amount of snowfall in the UK, not because my best friend just announced his tadger was not comparable to the average willy!!

You get my point though (or do you?)

Either way, your life will return to normal when said white stuff evapotates, melts, disappears, get over it, watch some more tv & drink some more beer (or tea if you prefer). This is not Armageddon, you will survive.

GET OVER IT!!