I wish you'd been with me Monday. I'm sitting in my Dr's office after having opened the door with my elbow, washing my hands, and correctly applying hand sanitizer. In comes a 30 something mom with two kids, both were under the age of 5.
She opened the door with her hands and immediately took three large pumps of hand sanitizer from reception, liberally slathering her kids. Kid two sits on a chair and starts whining, she then drops her stuffy and pacifier on the floor. Mom, without hesitation picked up the stuffy and shoved it at the kid, then she puts the pacifier in her own pocket. Kid 2 then whines again. Mom does the smart thing. She removes the pacifier from her pocket, sucks it, and subsequently fills the whining hole of the kid with it.
How I did not piss my big old lady knickers laughing, is something I still haven't worked out!
