You are not reading it wrong.
(Although I was not sure whether "boner" warranted a Capital B!?)
The title is a reference to Pearl Jam's front mans knob...Erect to boot!
Recently my gorgeous daughter has made it her goal in life to collect and catalogue any photographic and video evidence of Mr Vedders appendage. So far he has had his tadger covered. My relief is not apparent in my writing, but trust me, it is there!
While I find it mildy odd that my child finds this necessary, there are worse hobbies she could be indulging in and so I choose to leave well alone.
My problem arises (Pun absolutely intended) when said stauner shows it's ugly head at the breakfast table and during AC360.
Ipods have a lot to answer for!
Please. Keep your erection detection to yourself!
